Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Those Darn Liberals...and Their Libraries

I have a rant today.
Why, in God's name, is the American Library Association getting involved in politics? It's not like they have been having a huge influence on any Congresspersons' opinions. All they did was post a weak webpage about why changing Social Security is bad. Social Security is Communism in its purest form. I think that librarians are communists (with a few exceptions.) I guess it is just because the ALA is run by a bunch of old women, who, having worked for the library so long, won't even need Social Security probably. How silly.

Monday, March 28, 2005

Stewie

Stoner: You should get some hash man, you can't go wrong!
Stewie: Oh not true. Ground meat can go very wrong for me, very quickly, and everyone in this room will suffer the consequences.
Stoner: You are out there man, in the ether!
Stewie: Yes, well, I'd love to further pursue out palaver, but I'm not fluent in Freaka'! So, I'm just...gonna turn back...over here...back towards my table.

What the deuce?

Saturday, March 26, 2005

Finally...

Um oh yeah in case you haven't seen, the APGOV exam is morning May 11 (Wednesday).

Friday, March 25, 2005

Heck yes

So yeah dad is ok with me driving to Universal. He just thinks that we should leave here at 7:30 so that we don't have to rush to get there by 9. Mom might take some convincing that I should drive, but I think she'll get there soon enough.

While cleaning my room, i found my box of valentine notes from Bekah. They made me smile this big.
:-)

God I love that girl.

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Family Guy hahaha.

Stewie and Brian on a guided tour through Munich, Germany
Tour Guide: Besides its beautiful historic architecture, Munich was the home of many great writers, such as Thomas Mann. You will find more on Germany's contribution to the arts in the pamphlets we have provided.
Brian: Yeah, uh, about the pamphlets, I'm not seeing anything about German history between 1939 and 1945. There's just a big gap.
TG: EVERYONE WAS ON VACATION! On your left is Munich's first city hall, erected in 15--
Brian: What are you talking about? Germany invaded Poland in 1939.
TG: WE WERE INVITED! PUNCH WAS SERVED! CHECK WITH POLAND!
Brian: You can't just ignore those years, Thomas Mann fled to America because of Nazism's stranglehold on Germany.
TG: Nope, nope. He left to manage a Dairy Queen.
Brian: A Dairy Queen? That's preposterous
TG: I WILL HEAR NO MORE INSINUATIONS ABOUT THE GERMAN PEOPLE! NOTHING BAD HAPPENED! SIE WERDED SICH HINSETZEN!1 SIE WERDEN RUHIG SEIN!2 SIE WERDEN NICHT BELEIDIGEN DEUTSCHLAND!3
Brian: ... uhhh...is... is that a beer hall?
TG: Oh yes, Munich is renowned for its historic beer halls.

1 You will sit down.
2 You will shut up.
3 You will not insult Germany.

German translation & parts of quote from here

Sunday, March 20, 2005

Family Guy

Lois: You can't just pull the kids out of school to go to a baseball game!
Peter: There's nothing that they'll learn in school that they can't learn on the streets.
[On the street]
1: It's three o'clock. Where the hell is Louie?
2: Well, you tell me. Louie left his house at 2:15 and has to travel a distance of 6.2 miles at a rate of 5 miles per hour. What time will Louie arrive?
1: *strokes chin* It depends if he stops to see his ho.
2: That's what we call a variable.

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Brian: Oh please, Peter, your excuses are lamer than FDR's legs.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

AH! SWEET!

Yeah so kinda long story for a short point but oh well...
This morning, i come into the office to get my gov't paper out and decide that i will take my jumpdrive to school to work on my letter to the Roar Staff. So i disconnect it and everything and put it in my pocket to take to school. Then, I go out to eat peanut butter toast and (my arm is being weird lately) i dropped it on my shorts (right in the crotch...yummy) so i have to go put my pants in the wash, completely forgetting that my jumpdrive is in there. I wash it and while at school, remember that it is in there. when i get home go and get it out and it works still. that's amazing. i was so happy :)
Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Dreamin...

I had a dream that I told my dad I wanted an iPod, so he goes on ebay and says "look, if you get the iPod from Mexico, they're only $50. And they have purple screens!"
When I woke up this morning I thought I had an iPod. I was sad when I remembered I don't. Oh well.

Sunday, March 13, 2005

Ahhh the weekend :)

Well, here goes.
Friday: school...dinner with bekah, nic, mike, bob, and jen. (interjection: my mom keeps telling the dog to eat her dinner again and it is making me think of napoleon) and then senior follies, which was hilarious. they had melia in the golf cart. oh it was perfect. and ms. heussner. LMFAO. dancing to franz ferdinand (it was her in college.) lmfao. oh jeez.
Saturday: SAT muy early. it was the new one and I LOVED IT. it was so much easier than the old one. the sections were all shorter and i liked that because I get ADD after trying to read 10 passages in 40 minutes. this time it was like a passage, then do some math! then grammar! then another passage. it was so great.
and the essay was muy facil. like majority rule garbage? muy facil.
then sailing! we went to leewenner and sailed for like two hours and watched a regatta.
but before we went sailing, we go to burger king, so matt and i could eat. jacob decides as we're about to leave, after standing there for 20 mins, that he needs to go to the bathroom. so we go outside and stand for a while. a bum comes up and asks me and matt for some beer money. hey at least he was honest. we told him no.
Sunday: slave labor to pay for my speeding ticket. hahaha.

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

=-O

Looks like somebody's got a case of the Crabapple McNasties!