Thursday, September 30, 2004

Debate

If John Kerry points his thumb at me one more time, I swear to God I'll rip it off.

Other than that, I think it went swimmingly. Both were a little nervous, but eh, ya gotta give 'em a break.

Why Bush is my Hero

O'REILLY: So you're not going to militarize the border to stop...

BUSH: No, we're going to use the border patrol, beef it up, give it better technologies and better equipment to do its job.

O'REILLY: OK. You know a lot of people are not going to like that answer, you know that.

BUSH: Well it's a truthful answer.

O'REILLY: OK.

Try getting that straight of an answer out of Kerry.

Ah Man...gotta love these people.

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Oh Yeah, My Weekend.

OK, so here goes (*saves drafts every few mins...)

Friday: I get home and we board up windows and such, again...getting pretty tired of this. Anyway, they decide that we're leaving and yadda yadda ya. Go to bed at about 10, maybe 11. I forget.
Saturday: Wake up at effing 3:30 to leave by 4:00 (do we? of course not! anywizzle...) So dad is like do you want to drive and I'm like OK w/e (thank GOD for mountain dew. I'd die I swear it.) OK so drive for a while, and I'm like I'm tired you drive dad. So we stop at gas station and I go back to sit with Maddie poo. She takes up the whole seat. What a pig! So I trying to sleep and she keeps moving and my dad was driving off the road so mom is like you have to drive again and I'm like whoopie. grr. So I drive the rest of the way and we get to Andy & Nancy's at about...8:30 I think...maybe 9:00. They're doing yard work so what do I have to do? Yard work. Of Course. AJ can't figure out how to get the lawn mower working, so I fix it and now I am the lawn master or some such junk. Oh wizzle. So we go do more yard work, etc. Then we go to lunch at one of the best restaurants ever. Uncle Andy always talks about this place but I'd never been there before. It's called Skyline Chili and it is so great. I mean where else do you find a chili restaurant??? It's awesome! So we got some skyline and then Andy, AJ, Dad, and I went to the Southwest Florida Council building for a camp show or something. SWFL doesn't have their own camp that is usable, so every year, reps from all of these camps all over the southeast come and try to sell their camp program, etc. And I'm wandering around, and guess who's there? Matt Ragan, the director of the camp that I work at…how weird is that? So we talked for a while. Then we saw the guy that played that effing cup game with the troop at Rainey Mountain. OMFG that was annoying. Yeah. Then we went home, had dinner, and the "big people" went out to some club with Uncle Stewart and Aunt Debbie. So I was there with Abby and AJ and we watched Spongebob and I tried to fix the internet to no avail. Oh well. Um, yeah they were out really late bc I was sleeping when they got home. I left the tv on whoops.
Sunday (Hurricane Day): Went to church. The power went out, but then came back on (generator?) idk. On the way back Abby and I went into Dunkin' Donuts. Who gets donuts during a hurricane (besides my family of course?) Obviously a lot of peeps. It was b-u-z-z-y busy! Then went home and dad called peeps in MI and they said power was out L) Hrm. It rained a lot. At about 11:00, Dad, Abby, AJ and I all go to this place called Spectators. It was cool, each booth had their own tv. It was like a sports bar thing. But it was neat. When we got there, Jenni, Erin (cousins), Katy, Jessica (Jen's daughter) and Carolyn (Erin's daughter) were already there. Jenni and Erin were getting ready to watch the race because they are big race fans. Erin's driver crashed pretty early. Poor Kenseth. Newman won. So a while after that or sometime in there, Mom, Nancy, and Andy showed up. Andy, after eating, decided that he needed a nap, so Nancy took him home, put on her broncos shirt, and came back for the broncos game. Boy was that fun. They beat SD by 10!! It was a lot of fun. Stewart came with Joe, Sarah, Melissa, and Mike. Oh man it was so fun though, you have no idea. Bucs lost to raiders. Stupid bucs.
Monday: Return home, no broken canoes this time, just a car very deep in water. Yard very flooded. Pool outlet pipe broken, pool leaked more water into the yard. Oh wizzle. Oh yeah, get home at about noon & ½ and we have no power, no phone, and no cable !!! AAAHHHH! Oh at about 4 I go outside to look at generator and we have this daytime-running light outside it's on this big light pole and there is a flag pole on it. I had been wondering if we had left our flag up and I look up and I'm like Oh no flag. Hm, the light's on. So I walked away and then I stopped and I was like "wait. The light's on!" and I told dad. He goes up to the door and rings the doorbell and mom goes "As if I didn't hear you on the porch!" and I was like mom. We have power. And She drops the newspaper and says WHAT!!!? It was so funny. Dad was like doesn't the doorbell ringing have any significance to you? She says "You mean like that there's someone at the door?" and I said "or that we have power?" she says "oh yeah that too." Heh. Fun stuff. Anyway, checked cable, got that too, and phones soon after. Grandma called and was all surprised that I was OK. She's a funny lady.
And that is my weekend in prose. What is prose? Yeah it's prose alright. And in summary too. MK Later.
I'm out.
DJVizzle

Monday, September 27, 2004

Ah hah!

Ah back

Oh crappy computer, I'll repost my long and elaborate weekend later... it be fun.

Friday, September 24, 2004

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Well folks, looks like I'm reverting back to audioposts. I hate hurricanes. Farewell, all, I am moving to Italy. I don't think they have hurricanes there. Oh well. We were discussing that in English today though, there's really no where in the US that you can go without having the threat of some serious weather issue. Mike was like I want to move to Nebraska, and I said they have tornadoes there. He says fine, North Dakota. They got blizzards. Hrm. Oh well, what can ya do? Besides evacuate. Anyone who knows my mother may not know this, but she is relatively paranoid. Why? I have no idea. It is like chronic paranoia or something. IDK. But she's like ah hurricane. It's not like she has lived in Florida all her life and experience 10,000 storms. I don't know. And my dad, well he just doesn't want to end up like his brother and have to get a whole new house. I don't know it's pretty crappy right now. Um btw, I'll be gone tomorrow @ 4:00 (before the mandatory evac.) I'm like hey you guys know everyone is staying, right? Oh yeah well they're all gonna die (That would be you, Bekah, Jake, Gerry, and everyone else in MI, since we're the ONLY ONES EVACUATING.). I told them they could evacuate and I would stay here and they said no. Boohoo. Oh wizzle. Anyways, I'll be in Fort Myers 'till who knows when. I'll update from there.

P.S. Anyone in Volusia County: God have mercy on your souls. You people must have done something really bad to deserve this triple whammy.

Thursday, September 23, 2004

Goodbye, Ivan.

Helloooooooooo, Jeanne. No wait, leave Jeanne. I hate you. You're ugly. If you do come, just weaken a little. I don't want to leave. Miss school, yes. Leave town, no. Por favor no.

Where does he come up with this stuff??

Jake H 15 15: who could that be at the door?

Auto response from DaNAdo 1 1 88: biology, bbl

Jake H 15 15: danny...danny
Jake H 15 15: who could that be at the door?
Jake H 15 15: danny, danny, dan
Jake H 15 15: danny danny dan
Jake H 15 15: danny danny dan
Jake H 15 15: who could that be at the door? danny danny dan
Jake H 15 15: dannys got a girlfriend too...
Jake H 15 15: bekah
Jake H 15 15: bekah
Jake H 15 15: danny's got a girlfriend too....bekah bekah BEAR
Jake H 15 15: ahhhh
Jake H 15 15: run
Jake H 15 15: a bear!!!
Jake H 15 15: danny look out!
Jake H 15 15: danny's got a little friend...
Jake H 15 15: pick-up
Jake H 15 15: pick-up
Jake H 15 15: danny's dented his poor friend...
Jake H 15 15: pick-up pick-up truck
Jake H 15 15: pick-up pick-up truck
Jake H 15 15: pick-up pick-up truck
Jake H 15 15: danny's got a little friend...pickup pick-up truck
Jake H 15 15: danny's got an enemy...
Jake H 15 15: jervy *fag* jervy *fag*
Jake H 15 15: he's pregnant and has four sons....jervy, jervy *fag*
Jake H 15 15: jervy, jervy *fag*
Jake H 15 15: jervy jervy *fag*
Jake H 15 15: danny has an enemy...jervy jervy *fag*

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

OMG

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, September 20, 2004

*sigh*

Man, I have the most awesome friends in the world.

Changes

I'm not suposed to be scared of anything, but I don't know where I am.
I wish that I could move but I'm exhausted and nobody understands how I feel.
I'm trying hard to breathe now but there's no air in my lungs.
There's no one here to talk to and the pain inside is making me numb.

I try to hold this Under control
They can't help me 'Cause no one knows

Now I'm going through changes, changes
God, I feel so frustrated lately
When I get suffocated, save me
Now I'm going through changes, changes

I'm feeling weak and weary walking through this world alone
Everything you say, every word of it, cuts me to the bone
I've got something to say, but now I've got no where to turn
It feel like I've been buried underneath all the weight of the world

I try to hold this Under control
They can't help me 'Cause no one knows

Now I'm going through changes, changes
God, I feel so frustrated lately
When I get suffocated, save me
Now I'm going through changes, changes

I'm blind and shakin'
Bound and breaking
I hope I make it through all these changes

Now I'm going through changes, changes
God, I feel so frustrated lately
When I get suffocated, save me
Now I'm falling apart, now I feel it

Now I'm going through changes, changes
God, I feel so frustrated lately
When I get suffocated, I hate this
But I'm going through changes, changes

Sunday, September 19, 2004

Ha. Practice...

Today, we established WADD and CADD. Woapalannians Against Dustin Driving and Ceremonialists Against Dustin Driving. LOL!

Thursday, September 16, 2004

OMG

You've got the hooch, baby.

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Hm.

You have more waffles than a house of pancakes.

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

LMFAO

JibJab
OK, it's got some language, but it really is funny. The whole time John Kerry is like "I won three purple hearts!" What a moron.
Bush
Get a brain, people. Vote Bush.

Monday, September 13, 2004

Ugh. Long day.

Yeah, first day back at school, etc. Long long day. Went to 7-Eleven after BCC, and this bum commented on my truck and when we went inside, i thought he was going to steal it. Instead, when we came back out, he asked me for money. I knew I shouldn't, but I felt bad for not giving it to him. I mean, my parents and I work hard for the money we have, not to just give it to someone else. Oh well. I think I'll get over it. Ugh parents fighting w/ sister right now. They want her to move out. heh. That would be nice...o/w.

Sunday, September 12, 2004

Ivan? Ivan!

I didn't mean it, Ivan! I love you!. Come back! Pha. Now I have to go to school tomorrow...which means I have to do homework today. Phoo.

Saturday, September 11, 2004

GAH! IVAN (or as Bekah says: "EEVAN!" Ivan is so dull!)

DIE IVAN DIE!

Jake and I being black...

(I apologize in advance if this offends any Americans of African decent)

Wanny says:
jake
Jakester says:
heh, yes
Wanny says:
you are u-g-l-y, you ain't got no alabi
Jakester says:
u ugly u ugly
Jakester says:
ooooo u ugly
Wanny says:
m-a-m-a who on earth made you that way? yo mama, yeah yeah yo mama.
Jakester says:
heh, nice
Jakester says:
d-a-d-a who gave u that DNA? yo dada, yea yea yo dady
Wanny says:
hm. no, sorry jake. I don't think so.
Jakester says:
excuuuse me?
Wanny says:
jake.
Wanny says:
you're ugly
Wanny says:
just get over it
Jakester says:
"i don't think so" just ain't gonna cut it
Jakester says:
*does head bob*
Wanny says:
boy, if i says it's gonna cut it, then it's gonna cut it
Jakester says:
heh
Wanny says:
don't you mouth off to me mista, that's two slapizzles you get next time i sees you
Jakester says:
heh
Jakester says:
y double heh
Wanny says:
yousa fine motha SHUT YO MOUTH!
Jakester says:
urhur
Wanny says:
jake.
Wanny says:
you're so white.
Wanny says:
you're whiter than a cow belly
Jakester says:
urhur
Jakester says:
they have black cows nowadays
Wanny says:
fo real?
Wanny says:
wurr?
Wanny says:
psh everyone knows that even the black cows have white bellies

Friday, September 10, 2004

OH NO!!!

=-O! I forgot my tagline!
I'm out.

Hm

I wrote that I would post before and after pics. Well, I didn't get any before pics and there's nothing really to post of the afters...besides the ones with the canoes on top of the car (tee hee hee, jake!) lo siento, mis amigos.

Friday...

Heh. Mowed the lawn. Um. I know I did something else...oh I went to Bekah's house for lunch. That was fun. Another hurricane a'comin. I'm frettin.
Michael Eisner

Good Article (I'm not sure if it will work you may have to register or sumthing, but it is a really good article.)

Oh and today I was turning from Sykes Creek Parkway onto SR520 East and I was behind this accord and it was going really slow through the turn (it's a left hand turn) and the light was about to change and i started honking because you're supposed to stay tight in a turn but this guy had like 4 car lengths between him and the car in front of him and i honked again because i knew i wouldn't make the light but I went anyway and so did the guy behind me, anyway as I passed him on 520 i realized that it was an old guy and i felt bad. :-( Oh well.

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

Eh. Back Home

That's a Yellowcard song.

Don't know, what I was looking for when I went home, I found me alone.
And sometimes, I need someone to say "You'll be alright. What's on your mind?"
But the water's shallow here. And I am full of fe-ar. And empty handed after two long years.
Another sunny day in Cali-forn-i-a. I'm sure back home they'd love to see it.
But they don't know that what you love is ripped away.
Before you get a chance to feel it.

Back home. I always thought I wanted so much more, now I'm not too sure.
'Cause sometimes, miss knowing someone's there for me. And feeling free.
Free to stand beside, the ocean in moonlight.
And light myself a smoke beneath the dark Atlantic sky.
Another sunny day in Cali-forn-i-a. I'm sure back home they'd love to see it.
But they don't know that what you love is ripped away.
Before you get a chance, before you get a chance to feel it.

Hm. Good song. Oh well.

Um, in case you haven't been listening to the audio posts, here's a summary.
- We boarded up for the hurricane.
- I told my dad that if we left the Toyota by the canoes, the canoes would fall over onto the Toyota.
- He said that wouldn't happen.
- We went to Fort Myers.
- I drove with the dog in my truck and the 'rents drove my sister's car. The dog put her head in my lap and slept the whole time. She's boring.
- It was really windy in Fort Myers.
- I saw my cousins and Jeff, the new baby.
- We stole a generator from my uncle (He'll need it back next week.)
- There wasn't very much gas.
- We came back to MI.
- We saw the canoes tipped over onto the Toyota.
- I gave my dad an "I told you so" look.
- We don't have power.
- Generators use a lot of gasoline.
- Thank God our water heater is natural gas and not electric.
- Not too much flooding
- I can't wait 'til A/C comes back on...
- Ivan the Terrible coming...
- Is it really necessary that we take off school 'til Monday?
- We're gonna be in school until the middle of June at this rate.
- What if Ivan is here by Monday? We'll just take more days off.
- We may have a role reversal next weekend. Family may be coming here to seek shelter. (All 20 of them that need to evacuate...ugh.)

Hm. I think that's it. I don't got much more so um...yeah.

I'm out.

(I think I'll make that my tagline. I seem to be saying it a lot lately but I don't know why. Listen to the audioposts I say it in there and I'm not sure why either.)

I'm out. For real this time.

Hurricane Frances Pictures


Canoes on top of the Toyota Posted by Hello



Trees ripped out of the ground, along with the fence Posted by Hello



Again, Canoes on the Toyota Posted by Hello

Monday, September 06, 2004

Audio Post #8

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Audio Post #7

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Thursday, September 02, 2004

Audio Post #6

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Wednesday, September 01, 2004

Audio Post #5

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Wednesday night

I believe I'll be here for another evening...leaving tomorrow morning. I'll post some before and after pics...

Audio Post #4

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