Saturday, September 11, 2004

Jake and I being black...

(I apologize in advance if this offends any Americans of African decent)

Wanny says:
jake
Jakester says:
heh, yes
Wanny says:
you are u-g-l-y, you ain't got no alabi
Jakester says:
u ugly u ugly
Jakester says:
ooooo u ugly
Wanny says:
m-a-m-a who on earth made you that way? yo mama, yeah yeah yo mama.
Jakester says:
heh, nice
Jakester says:
d-a-d-a who gave u that DNA? yo dada, yea yea yo dady
Wanny says:
hm. no, sorry jake. I don't think so.
Jakester says:
excuuuse me?
Wanny says:
jake.
Wanny says:
you're ugly
Wanny says:
just get over it
Jakester says:
"i don't think so" just ain't gonna cut it
Jakester says:
*does head bob*
Wanny says:
boy, if i says it's gonna cut it, then it's gonna cut it
Jakester says:
heh
Wanny says:
don't you mouth off to me mista, that's two slapizzles you get next time i sees you
Jakester says:
heh
Jakester says:
y double heh
Wanny says:
yousa fine motha SHUT YO MOUTH!
Jakester says:
urhur
Wanny says:
jake.
Wanny says:
you're so white.
Wanny says:
you're whiter than a cow belly
Jakester says:
urhur
Jakester says:
they have black cows nowadays
Wanny says:
fo real?
Wanny says:
wurr?
Wanny says:
psh everyone knows that even the black cows have white bellies