Sunday, October 31, 2004

Gotta love HoboWars

Robbing of the 7/11:
The old man notices you from a wanted picture and puts on his Kung-Fu belt and yells "come get some biatch!".

1. The old man lunges at you with his walking stick but you move. (84 life)
2. You grab the old man from behind and start chocking him for 3 life (90 life)
3. You throw a can of tomatos hitting the old man in the chest for 8 life (82 life)
4. He throws his hat at you hitting you for 7 life (77 life)
5. You smack the old man with his walking stick taking 13 life (69 life)
6. You grab the old man from behind and start chocking him for 12 life (57 life)
7. The old man burns you with a lighter taking 8 life (69 life)
8. You smack the old man with his walking stick taking 15 life (42 life)
9. The old man beats you with his walking stick taking 2 life (67 life)
10. You run at the old man but he moves and puts his foot out - you go flying through the air and hit the floor with a thud. (42 life)
11. The old man burns you with a lighter taking 9 life (58 life)
12. You grab the old man from behind and start chocking him for 2 life (40 life)
13. You smack the old man with his walking stick taking 8 life (32 life)
14. You grab the old man from behind and start chocking him for 4 life (28 life)
15. You grab the old man from behind and start chocking him for 3 life (25 life)
16. You smack the old man with his walking stick taking 16 life (9 life)
17. He bites you with his false teeth leaving you with 8 life (50 life)
18. He throws his hat at you hitting you for 4 life (46 life)
19. The old man kicks you into the slurppy machine taking 3 life (43 life)
20. You throw a can of tomatos hitting the old man in the chest for 5 life (4 life)
21. You grab the old man from behind and start chocking him for 14 life (0 life)

You beat the old man unconscious and rob the 7/11
You quickly open the cash register and steal all the money inside. Once 2 blocks away you count the money and find you got away with $44.

Wow. I chocked him.

Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Jake and I are going to be drinking buddies when we grow up.

DaNAdo 1 1 88: you drink when you're lonely.
Jake H 15 15: no i drink when i want
DaNAdo 1 1 88: then you'll never be sober
Jake H 15 15: sir, why would i want that?
Jake H 15 15: i just drink to be merry, but unfortunatlyyy
Jake H 15 15: i'm in the wrong prison cell and the wrong company

Monday, October 25, 2004

Bush Rally in J-Ville

LOL Sam's Friend took this picture Posted by Yomomma

LOL, Sam, this is a special conversation

X7xBebop: i have to go to Circut City
Ransomzero2: see if i care
X7xBebop: OK FINE I WILL!!!!
Ransomzero2: FINE

Sunday, October 24, 2004

OH NO!!!

I was watching campaign commercials at the American Museum of the Moving Image and I saw a picture of Vanessa Kerry (Daughter of John & Teresa Heinz-Kerry***Correction: She is the daughter of John Kerry and his first wife, Julia Thorne.***) SHE IS HIDEOUS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm scurred.

Haha! "Can I join?"

LOL, so we're walking on the beach, and there are a few (obviously redneck...whoops! "Country American") teenagers sitting on a bench, and this one girl goes "Are you all the boy scouts?" and Matt says "yeah." and she goes "cool! Can I join?" and Gerry, in the greatest redneck accent ever says (not loud enough for her to hear) "Do you have a penis?" It was hilarious. Maybe you have to have been there, but it was great.


:-| Decent weekend. Tired. and now the parents, or should I say "Padres" are making me go to Spanish mass. Well not really making but it was one of those "I suggest you do this (and if u don't, you'll die.)" Oh well, I'll live. I'm tired, did I mention that? And now I can't get onto hobowars :'( ! Oh nizzle. Well, i have to go try to do something productive. Like sleep. "Sharpton for President, Y'all! I'm outie."

Thursday, October 21, 2004


Quote of the Day, as seen on
"Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement."
-Ronald Reagan

Wednesday, October 20, 2004


GD Florida Education shit! FLATODAY NOW WE HAVe TO TAKE FSKING FCAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO SCREAM MY BLOODY HEAD OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although, the florida today could be full of shit, considering that it said we would have 6 more days off, although that hasn't been decided yet.

Sunday, October 17, 2004

Heh heh. Unfit for Command

But in Kerry's own unit, Coastal Division 14, his attempt to gain award through fraud marked him as someone who could never be trusted. When Kerry was dispatched to go to An Thoi with Lieutenant Todd Peck (now Captain, USNR, retired), Peck told him, "Kerry, follow me no closer than a thousand yards. If you get any closer, I'll teach you what a real Purple Heart is."

My Salsa Salsa Salsa

I thought Eminem's next single was called "My Salsa". Isn't that what he said in "My Band"? Yeah. He goes "Look out for my next single it's called 'My Salsa'." Then he says something like "My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants." <-- What's up with that?


Cool game...heh heh. click here to sign's a lot of fun.

Friday, October 15, 2004


Heh, I've got a joke for you (Credit to Bob...)

So John Kerry goes to England to talk to Queen Elizabeth. When he gets there, he says "Queen Elizabeth, how have you managed to be such a successful ruler for so long?"
Queen Elizabeth says "Well, the trick is to have intelligent people around you!"
To prove this point, she brings in Tony Blair, and she asks him, "Tony, if your parents had a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?"
Tony says, "It's me."
Kerry says, "Ah, so that's it!"
Kerry goes back to the US and meets with Edwards. Kerry asks Edwards, "John, if your parents have a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?"
Edwards thinks for a minute and can't come up with the answer, so he goes into the bathroom. He recognizes Colin Powell's shoes under the stall and says to him, "Colin, if your parents have a kid and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?" Colin Powell says, "It's me."
Edwards walks out of the bathroom, goes to Kerry and says, "I figured it out! It's Colin Powell!"
John Kerry says, "No, dumbass, it's Tony Blair!"

Heh heh heh. Love that one :-D

Monday, October 11, 2004

Haceme Un Favor, Por Favor

Please do this for me: click this link right cheer don't worry i promise it's not anything bad it's just to get me extra bandwidth, make sure you have a popup blocker on and whatnot and just click then u can leave or w/e. thank you much...

Sunday, October 10, 2004


Well, that was a fun weekend. Wet. And itchy. But decent. Hrm. Homecoming next weekend. ooh i got the bumper fixed. and i found out where I can get bush stickers :-D i'm a happy boy! I'ma gonna get some tuesday or so

Thursday, October 07, 2004


My mouth is so numb. My dad wants to watch me drink so that I will dribble or something b/c my mouth is numb. lol


I was listening to Real Rock last night and they were talking about how Pearl Jam was all anti-bush (Oh well I never liked them anyway...) and I was thinking about how I reacted when I learned that Yellowcard (formerly one of my favorite bands) was anti-Bush. I was kind of heartbroken in a way, but I guess I got over it. I didn't stop listening to Yellowcard, though I do think of them differently now everytime I hear them.

Wednesday, October 06, 2004


Oh man I forgot all about BCC tonight! We had a lab which was mildly fun, and we got out early which is even more fun. But, as I'm getting into the truck, I look on my windshield and there's a piece of paper. I was thinking "oh crap. I got a ticket. But for what??" so I go out and get the paper and it reads:

"See you at OA tomorrow.
- West Side Meteu

P.S. I found your truck."

HAHAHA JOE!! lmao. What a moron.

Heh heh heh...well...

(Beware: This is a rather long post since I haven't posted in a while...)
OK, so let me start with last night. Had a meeting, finally convinced Paxton that he has to go this weekend, and convinced everyone to eat at OA Grill. Chuck: "Is the food at OA Grill good?"
Me: "Well yeah, it's really good."
Chuck: "How do you know?"
Me: "Because I make it."
Chuck: "Oh!"
Chris: "And soon I will too!"
Me: *Laughs*
Chris: Shut up Danny!
lol, Chris Chris Chris...
Um debate was interesting. Oh and I'm the first man & dir. of homeland security ;-) oh yeah! Edwards is a pee pee head.

DaNAdo 1 1 88: what a pee pee head
bkh bee 07: i hear him
bkh bee 07: HA i haven't heard that since like kindergarten, or even preschool
DaNAdo 1 1 88: lol well now you have
DaNAdo 1 1 88: shows my maturaty level
bkh bee 07: lol
bkh bee 07: so true
DaNAdo 1 1 88: but i speak my mind! if i think he is a pee pee head, i'm not going to sit there and say "wow, john edwards sure is a nice guy." psh. no, i'm going to say "john edwards is a pee pee head."

Oh and he can pee in a pringles can (right sam? lol)
ah, gotta love Conservatives.

Hrm. Wednesday...
Had to drive the Toyota to the bus stop b/c mommy's car needs new CV joints so she took mine. Anyway, I thought it was about to die when I got to Edgewood (I made it) but I was like I better call when I get out of school. (Let me do this in sequential order, so I'll move on to the rest of the day...)
Um had to go to cafe b/c FCATters were taking retakes. Grr. Cafeteria sucks. It rained pretty much all day. Oh well. Um Spanish yeah, 'sok. Econ was fun as always. The thought this guy was about to jump off the roof of the gym lol. And he made Hafdis bring in donuts on friday. lol. Hrm. Precal sucks. We have a test tomorrow (i'sa gonna faiL!)...em. lunch was great. Jen kept hitting an apple on the table and made applesauce. Then she goes "Why is that girl so white? She's like a ghost!" That was fun. English test was actually OK (i didn't read...) and Anatomy, Mrs. Jenkins was all like "you're taking the PSAT, right Daniel?" "um, yeah?" "ok, because you know you're on their hitlist..." "oh yeah." w/e. Fun class today b/c she told stories. So neways, get on the bus and call dad because i didn't know if the toyota would make it home. I said to him "I drove the Toyota to the bus today" among other things that he didn't hear and now he's like bitching at me for not doing this or not saying this or not hearing this. WTF, I didn't hear him ask me to call him, he didn't hear me say that i drove it to Edgewood, which I KNOW I SAID. But nooo, he's always right, and if he didn't hear it, it wasn't said. B/c you know we have Sprint PCS, which never has breaks in the calls or anything. Yeah we have Cingular, and they're not perfect, just like him. Idk. I hope he'll get over it. I'm thinking that him grounding me from driving to school is just his way of saving gas money. It's such shit. Honestly. Tonight he's all like "Well you have to drive tomorrow, but we'll rethink it after that because you were whining about it again." i didn't say squat about the fact that I had to take the toyota. Boy did I want to, but I kept my mouth shut because I knew this exact thing would happen. and what do i get? Sh*t from him anyway. I'm pretty tired of his antics lately. I don't know what's gotten into him. I'm thinking about ignoring the arrow that is over his head at callout.
Well that was my last 24 hours in summary. I'm outie.

Saturday, October 02, 2004

Hm. No hurricane this weekend?

Well another weekend at home. Went out to F. Burton Smith Park today to help with a cub scout campout. It was pretty fun. We made breakfast and stuff and they used our canoes. In the morning we had to teach different stuff to the older ones, but that was really the extent of the work I did. After that we went to the pavillion and I just kind of hung out at the OA Grill, which was cool. We made a lot of money. Next weekend will be good too at camporee. Still have to finish my Spanish project before Monday, then I have to study for econ and anatomy. When is the anatomy test anyway? Oh right they're both on the same day...grr. Probably have math homework too, darnit! Oh wizzle. Guess that loads up my tomorrow. I have ceremonies and Chip was talking about going golfing. Guess I'm not going to be able to. Matt is in Orlando at Halloween Horror Nights. He sucks.
Hrm. Mommy is telling me to go to bed early because I was up at 5:30 to get to F. Burton by 6:00. I was amazed, everyone was up when I got there. Cub Scouts are so spoiled.