Sunday, October 31, 2004

Gotta love HoboWars

Robbing of the 7/11:
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The old man notices you from a wanted picture and puts on his Kung-Fu belt and yells "come get some biatch!".

1. The old man lunges at you with his walking stick but you move. (84 life)
2. You grab the old man from behind and start chocking him for 3 life (90 life)
3. You throw a can of tomatos hitting the old man in the chest for 8 life (82 life)
4. He throws his hat at you hitting you for 7 life (77 life)
5. You smack the old man with his walking stick taking 13 life (69 life)
6. You grab the old man from behind and start chocking him for 12 life (57 life)
7. The old man burns you with a lighter taking 8 life (69 life)
8. You smack the old man with his walking stick taking 15 life (42 life)
9. The old man beats you with his walking stick taking 2 life (67 life)
10. You run at the old man but he moves and puts his foot out - you go flying through the air and hit the floor with a thud. (42 life)
11. The old man burns you with a lighter taking 9 life (58 life)
12. You grab the old man from behind and start chocking him for 2 life (40 life)
13. You smack the old man with his walking stick taking 8 life (32 life)
14. You grab the old man from behind and start chocking him for 4 life (28 life)
15. You grab the old man from behind and start chocking him for 3 life (25 life)
16. You smack the old man with his walking stick taking 16 life (9 life)
17. He bites you with his false teeth leaving you with 8 life (50 life)
18. He throws his hat at you hitting you for 4 life (46 life)
19. The old man kicks you into the slurppy machine taking 3 life (43 life)
20. You throw a can of tomatos hitting the old man in the chest for 5 life (4 life)
21. You grab the old man from behind and start chocking him for 14 life (0 life)

You beat the old man unconscious and rob the 7/11
You quickly open the cash register and steal all the money inside. Once 2 blocks away you count the money and find you got away with $44.

Wow. I chocked him.