Friday, October 15, 2004

Joke

Heh, I've got a joke for you (Credit to Bob...)

So John Kerry goes to England to talk to Queen Elizabeth. When he gets there, he says "Queen Elizabeth, how have you managed to be such a successful ruler for so long?"
Queen Elizabeth says "Well, the trick is to have intelligent people around you!"
To prove this point, she brings in Tony Blair, and she asks him, "Tony, if your parents had a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?"
Tony says, "It's me."
Kerry says, "Ah, so that's it!"
Kerry goes back to the US and meets with Edwards. Kerry asks Edwards, "John, if your parents have a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?"
Edwards thinks for a minute and can't come up with the answer, so he goes into the bathroom. He recognizes Colin Powell's shoes under the stall and says to him, "Colin, if your parents have a kid and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?" Colin Powell says, "It's me."
Edwards walks out of the bathroom, goes to Kerry and says, "I figured it out! It's Colin Powell!"
John Kerry says, "No, dumbass, it's Tony Blair!"

Heh heh heh. Love that one :-D