Friday, December 31, 2004


Happy Birthday Tyler?

Thursday, December 30, 2004



Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Napoleon Dynomite

-Hey Napoleon! What are you doing today?
-Whatever I feel like! Gosh!

HAHAHA...and the funny thing is that someone in Jacksonville is selling it...I would have expected Gorgeia (yes I misspelled that on purpose) or Tennesea (yeah that too...) Posted by Hello

Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Dude're getting an Xbox.
Someone said that to me today...

Saturday, December 25, 2004


¬°Feliz Navidad!

Thursday, December 23, 2004

HAHA Parents...

Ok, well you probably won't think this is funny, but I did so I'm posting it:
My parents were talking after they got back from Publix and my picks up the pumpkin pie and says "Pumpkin pie? My favorite!" being all sarcastic. And my mom says "Well I figured you two could eat ice cream and I could have pumpkin pie." and I said "But pumpkin pie is dad's favorite. Didn't you hear him?" and she says "If dad eat's a piece of pumpkin pie, I'll eat my hat." and dad, quick as ever says "Which hat?"
Yeah. I thought it was funny but I think you might have to know my parents. So maybe Sarah, Melissa, and Cathy will understand...

Tuesday, December 21, 2004


hahaha. the other day in anatomy, chris goes "hey mrs. jenkins, look under there!" and she says "look under where?" and chris started laughing, so everyone else was laughing and she said it was lame. then like ten minutes later, she's trying to get him back, so she says "hey chris look over there!" and chris just kind of stares at her and says "umm... over where?" and she said "oh... it didn't work..." lol it was great. She's a goff goff.

Monday, December 20, 2004


Sorry the blog is ugly looking. I'm trying to fix it so gimme a while...

Sunday, December 19, 2004

Friday - Sunday

School...2nd period spent studying for english exam. taken from sparknotes, holy fricking crap. that is so dumb.
um more stuff u know i guess um english exam. yadda yadda... oh homeroom with that video. that was funny
then the fun stuff. went to best buy after school because nic had to go home before andretti. then we sat in the mall parking lot for a while. and the dumbasses did burnouts. wow i was impressed. lol. then to andretti where we rode the go carts at least 12 times. the guy was following us around as "our personal tour guide" because there was nobody else in the park. and laser tag, with two rednecks and tyler versus me and three girls. i mean me and nic and the girls. haha j/k nic. nic and krystal left to go to nics sisters party. then jason left to go to a different party. he gave me whiplash because i was sitting in the back of the truck. lol then mike tyler bekah and i went to checkers, then decided we wanted to go to steak and shake. so we went there, ate. then came home.
Car wash. made money. whoot.
put the tree inside. fun.
lost the end piece to my toneau for my truck. i'm sad :-( oh well maybe i get new cover for christmas

Friday, December 17, 2004

Right Wing Nut Job Posted by Hello

Thursday, December 16, 2004


Your Mom

|Y|O|U|R| |M|O|M|
My anti-drug.

Tuesday, December 14, 2004


Take the Christ out of Christmas and you have

Monday, December 13, 2004

Guess who's done with Biology?

oh and Bekah is too.

Thursday, December 09, 2004


   O Dardanius!
   O Clitus!

Oh and that's pronounced "Cleetus". Not the other way.

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Dog & Cat Christmas Posted by Hello

Saturday, December 04, 2004

This is for Chip Posted by Hello

Friday, December 03, 2004

Stupid Comments

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, VP

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."--Keppel Enderbery

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina


Greatest Jeopardy! Question and Answer ever (given by none other than Ken Jennings)
"This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker."
Ken: "What is a ho?"
They were looking for rake. LMAO.

Thursday, December 02, 2004


Sorry if I scared anyone last night. I was obviously pissed off but I'm better now. Except that I'm worse because I'm sick. Eck. Oh well.

Music Thing

Instructions: On your current playlist, hit shuffle and pick the first 10 songs on the list (no matter how cheesy or embarrassing), and write down your favorite lines of the song. Try to avoid putting the song title in the lines. Then, have your friends comment and see if they know the songs. (NO LOOKING THEM UP AND CHEATING PEOPLE.)

1.Well if they're making it, making it
and they're pushing it, pushing it
and they're leading us all along.
The hassle of all the screaming fits
The panic makes remorse.

2. I say "Don't you know?"
You say you don't go.
I say..."take me out!"
I say you don't show.
Don't move, time is slow.
I say..."take me out!"

3. No romance, no romance.
No romance for me, Mom.
Come on baby tell me what's the word
Word up.

4. Mile by mile we're farther apart,
Now it's one empty bottle and two broken hearts.
Night after night we are falling apart,
Now it's two broken bottles and four empty hearts.

5. Scan the cafeteria for some good seating
I found a good spot by the cheerleaders eating
the quaterback asked me if i'd like a beating
i said thats one thing i won't be needing

And since im rather smart and cunning
I took off down the next hall running
only to get stopped by a girl so stunning
(only to get stopped by a girl so stunning?)
she said you're smooth and good with talking
You'll go with me to the Sadie Hawkins

6. Welcome to the fallout.
Welcome to resistance.
The tension is here.
The tension is here.
Between who you are and who you could be.
Between how it is and how it should be.

7. I know you know everything.
I know you didn't mean it,
I know you didn't mean it.
I know you know everything.
I know you didn't mean it,
I know you didn't mean it.

8. Let's call this the quiet city.
Screams are felt as a wave of stoplights --- drive.
The sides we take divide us from our faith.
And the morning dove gets caught in the telephone wire.

9. You're on fire when he's near you.
You're on fire when he speaks.
You're on fire
burning out these mysteries.

Before you landed
I had a will but didn't know what it could do.
You were abandoned
and still you're handing out what you don't wanna lose.
You make me drop things
like all the plans I had for a life without you.
Someone to die for.
Someone to fall into
When the world goes dark.
Someone to die for.
Someone to tear over.
In this endless night.
Someone like you.

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

A poem

I wrote a poem.
It's called "I Hate You"

I hate you.
I hope you die.
I worked so hard to try to impress you.
What do I get out of it?
You don't treat me fairly.
I'm the good one, remember?
Do you reward me for being the good one?
Did you ever?
No. Always punishment.
Is it a control issue?
I'm not battling you for control.
But, if it's control you want,
you can have it all when I'm gone.
It's not that far off.
I have to survive a year and a half.
Then I'll be rid of you.
Now I understand why she's such a b!tch all the time.
I can't believe the way you act sometimes.
You make me feel like sh!t.
I'm sick of trying.
Don't worry, I won't anymore.
I won't speak to you,
since it seems like every time I open my mouth I get in trouble.
You overreact to anything, and it's like I'm your punching bag
instead of a child.
I hate you.
I hope you die.

Do you like my poem?

Holy Crap

My computer sucks cajones muy grandes (very large nuts for you un-Spanish people...). No kidding. I haven't been online since like Sunday (seems like a decade ago) because my computer wasn't working. Now all of a sudden it is. Guess I can take laptop off my Christmas list and revert back to Playstation 2. Wh00t.