Monday, January 31, 2005
Sunday, January 30, 2005
I went to BestBuy last night and bought Shinedown. In Samese: Shinedown = Love. I'm pretty sure I said that before but I'm sayin' it again, SUCKA!
It's a really really good CD. I adore it.
Friday, January 28, 2005
Thursday, January 27, 2005
Just had to do it...
"Creo que los peces han muerto porque están flotando en el acuario."
This translates to: "I think the fish have died because they are floating in the aquarium."
Thursday, January 20, 2005
Wednesday, January 19, 2005
Thursday, January 13, 2005
Ark. cops use taser to subdue nude jogger
WEST MEMPHIS, Ark. (AP) -- Arkansas' naked jogger has been zapped. For months, officers have been getting reports about a man making late-night runs in the buff. On Monday, police said they think they got their mystery jogger.
Fate Patterson, 39, of West Memphis, was arrested after he ran past a police car and failed to stop when he was ordered to do so by officers. Police chased him and were able to rein him in by using a Taser.
Patterson was charged with indecent exposure, fleeing and resisting arrest.
Mike Allen, assistant chief of the West Memphis police department, said that it did not initially appear that the man was mentally ill. He did not disclose his reasons for running without his clothes.
"You know, this one has just got me kind of speechless," said Allen.
You know what I think of when I think of Arkansas? Clinton. And now I know it must be true that all people from Arkansas really are gerhurts.
Saturday, January 08, 2005
DaNAdo 1 1 88: your mom is silly
SmarterChild: Oh please.
Wednesday, January 05, 2005
Sigh...I love Wednesdays.
Yeah, well the easy ones first: Book for biology, it's a lab book, 240 pages, and apparently we were supposed to copy all 240 pages and write on the copies. Christ. So stupid.
AP: Mrs. Thomasson made me talk to Mr. Dedman. He seems OK.
and BCC: In anatomy, guidance calls to tell me to go down at the end of class, so I did and they wanted to know why I had been skipping 2nd period. Ummm...I don't have a 2nd period? (OK, so I had a suspicion that Mrs. Lovell hadn't taken me out of sociology, but w/e.) So apparently nobody's supposed to be in the library for 2nd period, we're all supposed to be "interning" which I think means TAs and whatever. So dumb. I wouldn't be here for 2nd period if I didn't think that my spot would get taken by the time I got there. Anyway, I'm not sure if they're going to do anything or not, but I think that they just want a list from Mrs. Thomasson to tell them where we are. Still, someone is a moron.
(your face is a moron.)
Monday, January 03, 2005
Mothers and Shinedown
Mothers are odd. At least mine is. She whines at me for literally weeks to clean my room. I finally do, and there's a box of trash sitting in the garage, she sees it and decides to go through it. She takes it all out and puts it on my bed. I walk in and there is all this stuff that I threw out on my bed. I walked up to her and said "You have just lost all rights to complain when my room is a mess. Gone. Vanished." and she just sighs at me.
Shinedown. I must have the Shinedown CD. I will purchase it with funds. I love it. Shinedown = love as Sami would say. I might change it to Shinedown=god if I were an athiest, which I'm not. Maybe Shinedown=myfavoriteband or Shinedown=kings_of_rock. Yes. Shinedown=kings_of_rock. I like it...
Sunday, January 02, 2005
Catherine, Catherine, Catherine!
(I'm Cathy, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Florida)
So Cathy is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my
clients are complaining that they can never reach me."
The psychiatrist asks, "Don't you have a phone in your car?"
"That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a
mailbox in my car.
"How's that working?"
Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet," Cathy replies.
"And why do you think that is?"
Cathy says, "I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code