Monday, February 28, 2005

Ms. Swan

"First of all, I saw you write it. Secondly, the note says 'Dear Ms. Swan, I love you and I want to marry you. And you don't have to pay for your last visits, Signed Dr. Pot.' It doesn't even say anything about the pot!"
"Oh, maybe they forgot, you know, smokin' the pot du du du..."

Sunday, February 27, 2005


OK so last night I had the computer burning a dvd, and it was taking forever. so i closed windows media player and went to bed, and this morning i come out and napoleon dynamite is playing on my computer, but i can't see the video, but i hear the sound. so all i hear is "can i have your tots?" then the sound of a zipper and some mushing sounds. it was weird. made me think of dodgeball. ha!

i have to take an slgov midterm by march 6. which means i better take it on wednesday. because i will be at meetings monday tuesday and thursday and at lanoche friday-sunday.

Sorry. i felt like making random words large.

Thursday, February 24, 2005

Sigh. Don't you hate Thursdays?

Evening not going well.
I have a killer headache, and I can't focus on anything.
I guess that's what I get for procrastinating.
Is it me or is it like 400 degrees in this office. *Turns fan up*
I'm almost done with (the writing portion of) my spanish project.
I have some work on gov done. I really really can't focus. At all.
I did some work on the ofrenda.
eh. I liked my "unopinionated" topic paper. Read:

Former Senator Tom Daschle, a Democrat from South Dakota, helped push many Social Security legislations through Congress. He and other Democratic congressmen have been operative in preventing the privatization of Social Security. The problem, however, lies not in the fact that they are opposed to privatization. The problem lies in that they dont have a better solution than privatization.

heh. oh well there went my enjoyment for the evening.

...Fun Stuff...

Microsoft's Guide to Computer Slang.

Friday, February 18, 2005


Wow, you know what I learned today?
Summer in Napoleon Dynamite was played by Hilary Duff's sister. she's a hottie.

buuuuuutttt not as hottt as Bekah ;-).

Please comment on my smooth recovery.

Thank You, USC!

While reading the contents of a letter from the University of South Carolina, I had an epiphany. The letter started off like this:

Dear Daniel:
This is it! In a few short months you will start your senior year in high school. It's an exciting time full of choices that will affect the rest of your life. And one of the most important and difficult decisions will be where to attend college.

Again, Thank you USC for putting it into perspective for me.
I'm not being sarcastic here, really. It hit me seriously all of a sudden. I know i say that all the time, i.e. it's Christmas break and i didn't realize it. It really is coming up fast. amazing.

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Three Cheers for Sarcasm

Wow. If any one still happens to be looking for a birthday present for me, i love these shirts.

Tuesday, February 15, 2005


Jake H 15 15 returned at 6:25:06 PM.
Jake H 15 15: what's the capital of tallahasee?
^ Yeah, i need to explain that.
In anatomy when i was giving a presentation on anatomy, and i was trying to explain a certain type of memory (declarative, it's like just memorizing a fact) so anyway i was giving an example and i said "it's like 'what's the capitol of talahassee? Florida.' " and it took everyone a few seconds then they caught it like right as i did and i hit my forehead and they started laughing. :-S oh well they got a kick out of it and i still got a 100 on my presentation. Bob only got a 97 because he couldn't say "electroencephylagram" i mean that's like the easiest word ever.

Hm. ¡Que interesante!

Grand Theft Auto: Cocoa
Um, found this in someone's profile. Wow.

Saturday, February 12, 2005

Death Certificate

Name: Daniel J. Vivian
Date of Birth: January 1, 1988
Age at Death: 17
Place of Death: SR A1A
Date of Death: Friday, February 11, 2005
Time of Death: 11:50 PM
Cause of Death:
a. Caught going 57 in a 45 zone.
b. Went home
c. Father murdered him.

Yes folks, that's right. I have entered "the spirit world" as our ghost host would say. Ask if you care.

Monday, February 07, 2005


Funny thing happened today. My mother got my bank statement (that's never good) and she saw the two validation deposits by Paypal (whoops!) and starts quizzing me about it. ( has a paypal account, why can't i have one?) i didn't think it worked, but i went to walmart and my dad got home and either she didn't tell him about it or he doesn't care because neither of them said a thing about it to me. Odd.

Sunday, February 06, 2005

I'm 19

You Are 19 Years Old


Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

Thursday, February 03, 2005


GCF: Olympic Nurse

The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo) is not just
an athlete ... she is now a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care
Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the
hospital telephones. It caused too much confusion when she would answer the
phone and say,
(here it comes!)
Picabo, ICU.

Tuesday, February 01, 2005


haha! Oh dear i think you have to know Señora for this to be funny, but today in class she was talking about our projects and she says "Now i don't want you to go on the internet and "downloadear" and "searchear" and "copyear" and "pastear" and say 'ooh project done!' " yeah. like i said i think you have to know her but it was so funny. she's the greatest.